Or you could talk about your problems and I'll sort them out.
I have a degree in psychology don't you know.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 22:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OK then
How do you change the front drop link arms on a 2001 Suzuki Vitara?

That's my problem at the moment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:11, Reply)

you need a hayes manual.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:40, Reply)

You said that you could sort my problems out.
You're not doing very well are you?

Hayes is a garden centre. Do I, perhaps, need a Haynes manual to redress your inadequacies?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:46, Reply)

Quick correct my typo!
you should have put it in caps to make it more impressive.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:50, Reply)

I can more than adequately state my capabilities
In an appropriate typeface, thank you.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:56, Reply)

yes, and even though your use of superflous syllables may impress some, it doesn't impress me.
you smug cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:58, Reply)

Not smug.
I know what I am, what I've done and where I am in life.

It's possible that I might get on with you if I met you but I'm not about to waste any time trying to find out because I think we both know the answer.

I DON'T know what you are, what you've done or where you are in life and I don't give a flying fuck, frankly.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:13, Reply)

Oh. He's gone.
Oh well.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:42, Reply)

Okay
Why do I have a problem with my boyfriend finding other girls attractive even though I know it's totally normal and probably every guy does it?
Am I just a mental?
(AyeMe, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:31, Reply)

yes, yes you are.
but don't worry nearly all girls are mental.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:39, Reply)

Well as long as i'm not a mental by myself.
Crazy loves company, or something like that.
(AyeMe, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:44, Reply)

mental mental mental
mental mental mental

lala la la
lala la la
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:47, Reply)

You're never alone with schizophrenia
but more importantly, I've not seen you before are you new?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:47, Reply)

I'm a lurker.
Another one of my mental traits.
(AyeMe, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:50, Reply)

I don't understand lurkers...
do you know what we look like and stuff?
That's a bit creepy
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:52, Reply)

Nah I don't know what anyone looks like.
I guess that means I fail at lurking.
(AyeMe, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:53, Reply)

or you win at life,
I've met a bunch of b3tans and although most are normal, some are even attractive, there's some fucking beasts around.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Nov 2009, 23:56, Reply)

I only know one b3tan
but I don't even know if he posts. I sometimes try to drop 'b3ta' words into conversation with people to see if they know what i'm talking about. They usually don't want to talk to me anymore.
(AyeMe, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:00, Reply)

You should post more,
even with this brief conversation I can tell you'll be better than most of the background noise here. Plus you're a girl or at least pretending to be a girl which puts you a step above the rest.

Anyway i'm going to bed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:02, Reply)

Thank you
Goodnight :)
(AyeMe, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 0:04, Reply)