I used to have a cat who would insist on trying to hump me every night
when he'd finished he'd sit back and lick himself clean. If you tried to stop him mid hump he'd bite you.

My ex kept him - I think it's the only sex he gets these days.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh my god that made me laugh!
But I would shit myself if my cat tried to do that to me. He's vicious enough without getting rapey as well.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Cat rape
the best of all the rapes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I have two
I'd better hope they don't gang up on me in a darkened alley or it'd be rape-a-rama for me.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Don't make me laugh! It hurts my chest!
And all I can think of now is an updated version of Runaround with Mike Reid but called Rape-a-rama with cats.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ6-RhXTLXU
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)

RAPE-A-RAMAAAAA.....
NOW!!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

That music is perfect
Perfect kitty rape-a-rama muzak
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)