That's what everybody says
but I don't see the appeal. He must have some magic wand he taps on you all at bashes, because I'm certainly not under his spell
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:18, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm not under anyone's spell and I've never been to a bash.
But I do have to admire at the way Gonz bursts in, blurts out a load of gobbledegook, then bounces off again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

Is that why people like him then?
I'd probably feel the same if he stayed longer, but he just seems to post a couple of times and then disappears, and I'm all like 'WTF Gonz?' and he's all like *gone*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

he leaves you wanting
you're fighting with your feelings for him
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Ohmygodyou'reright!
Gonz I love you!
*panderpanderpander*
*physically, violently sick*
*panderpanderpander*
You're wonderful!
Blech
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

OH GOD SOMEONE IS MORE POPULAR THAN MEEEE !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 18:22, Reply)

Do you miss me when I'm gone?
I miss you when I'm gone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Precisely this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Oops
my mistake - I was refering to you xoxox

I just quite fancy Gonz, but I lurrrrrrrveeeeee you xoxox
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

That's more like it, sunshine

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)