I knew you were there all along
I'm sorry about not getting confirmed but I don't think you're fussed on Catholics anyway.
Thanks for that thing you did that time when I asked you to. It really pissed me ex off and it made me happy for ages.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No, thanks for not bothering with the confirmation,
it's just another bloody answerphone message I'd have to listen to. It's bad enough having to listen to everyone getting married - why do you think I created registry offices?

As for your ex...well, he was an arse anyway. Anything else I can do for you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I'll just think my request. I don't want this lot seeing it
" "
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Ooh, you saucy little minx!
Well, I don't see why not...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Ah thanks dude.
You know I always do something nice in return.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:08, Reply)

And I look forward to your erotic goat sacrifice

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Where does one find an erotic goat?

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I think Bert and Al may have exhausted our natural supply
when goat sex was a meme on here (how many months ago was that?)

I shall have to use my godly influence to eroticise some more of them. The poor things are all sexed out at the moment.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I'll be erotic enough for me and the goat
Even if it has those mocking goat eyes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Could I have multiple orgasms please and thank you?

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Are you getting that?
If you don't feel anything in the next five minutes I'll put it in the post.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I don't mean right this minute.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Oh you're too fussy
I always trust God's judgement. Proper get out of the way you heathen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Ah. Too late...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

EH!!
It's My God, not yours! Don't tire him out. I really need this thing, right.
if you promise to leave God alone for a while, I'll gaz you a gif of the prayer my nana gave me that gets you a man.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)