If by brown sauce you mean diarrhoea
yes
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yours?
I'd eat that in a flash. You could squat over my handsome features and squirt your hot, fetid mess right into my mouth and wank as it oozes from the corners of my mouth.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Handsome features? Who told you that?
You've got a face like a Boggle that's been dunked in a bucket of ugly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I've got a boggle at home.
my little boy plays with it the bath. He calls it daddy :0(

I'm going now. I will be munching hotpot, drinking beer and playing Tekken 6 in about 30 minutes time.

And I WILL. be having brown sauce.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Brown sauce
from your wife's explosive peephole.

I was just googling Boggles, damn things don't exist online, only Boggle the boardgame does. Stupid internet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Were these what you were after?
Boglins
(R0SS, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

That's the motherfucker, motherfucker
cheers
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:30, Reply)

.
I'm trying to lurk less and help more...
(R0SS, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

Well done
*thumbs up*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:34, Reply)

first time I ever got paralytically drunk
I snogged one of those. I only have my friends' word on this. They apparently told me it was the girl I liked from school.

:'(
( djtrialprice, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Awwww I'm sure it didn't happen
I always wanted one of those things when I was little... damn stupid being a girl getting barbies instead! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Bert's right, you are awesomely cool
Can we all share you with old Devilly? I think I only need about 10-15 minutes tops.
( djtrialprice, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:42, Reply)

Sometimes I use music to drown out mental images.
Rissin' up, back of you mind, took my time, took my chances.
Daaa dee da da, da de da (I don't know the lyrics),
something something will to survive.
I got the EYE OF THE TIGARE, something something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

*did-did*
*DUN-DUN-DUN*
*did-did*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our riiiiivals,
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the EYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE
Of the tigerrrrr

*dances away*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

They're Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....EAT

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

How do you not know the lyrics...
Risin' up back on the street
Did my time took my chances
Went the distance now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to surviveeeeee

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all in the eyeeeee... of the tiger

Dooo dooo doooo dooo dooo dooo
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Is there any way you could be any cooler?
I mean seriously, what happened to DiT to make him so lucky?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Maybe... I'm not sure how though, I am pretty cool!
I don't think DiT had actually seen all of the Rocky films before he met me! I'm slowly making him watch them all!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Tommy 'The Machine' Gunn.....!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

My favourite Rocky film is Rocky IV
When he fights Dolph Lundgren and there's the whole snow montage!! Ace!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

Mine too
despite the fact that I associate it with perhaps the most cringeworthy episode of my entire life. My father and I went to see it at Winchester's tiny cinema (think 50" TV) - and to our dismay the inbred yokels we were forced to share the room with began chanting "Rocky, Rocky" towards the end.

We turned to each other in disbelief. I don't believe a word was actually exchanged between us BUT WE BOTH KNEW.

It's what belming was invented for.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Hehehehe
That's madness!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:38, Reply)

I've actually gone pink just thinking about it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:40, Reply)

Oh god, when they took you off the market, it was a sad day for the rest of mankind.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 18:06, Reply)