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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
i.e.
have a wank.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:21,
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16 years ago)
naa
that small amount of post-wank self-loathing might tip him over the edge.
go out and buy a hand-job from some crack-whore instead
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:22,
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All your recommendations are terrible
Don't listen to him, stick with having a wank. Call the samaritans if you have to, sometimes they're up for talking dirty
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:23,
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I find spunking off my 6th floor balcony helps.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:31,
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I can imagine how it would
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:33,
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Is that into the wind
or down wind? Because it may get a bit messy if you get it wrong?
Ah, it all comes back to me now.
No apologies for old joke.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:40,
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Down wind obviously.
I'm not a pervert.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:42,
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Not much of one anyway.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:43,
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