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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
*shaves monkeysex*
and his furry tail.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:30,
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16 years ago)
Believe me
it needs it
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:34,
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I'd like a tail.
I'd get up to all sorts of furry shenannigans if I had one.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:35,
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Oh, I thought you meant my cock
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:36,
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I did.
The long one which trails behind you.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:40,
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Yeah
that's my cock alright
*looks over shoulder*
Hiya cock, how you doing?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:46,
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You talk to your cock?
Does it answer?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:48,
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It says
'Hellooo.. is it me you're looking for...?'
/Lionel Ritchie is my penis
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:52,
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It's a black guy,
with a dodgy hairstyle?
Cool.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:59,
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Absolutely
I have no idea why it's so tanned, it has massive lips and dodgy hair, as well as a string of pop hits in the late 70s and the 80s
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:01,
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