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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*shaves monkeysex*
and his furry tail.
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Believe me
it needs it
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)
I'd like a tail.
I'd get up to all sorts of furry shenannigans if I had one.
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:35, Reply)
Oh, I thought you meant my cock

(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)
I did.
The long one which trails behind you.
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)
Yeah
that's my cock alright

*looks over shoulder*

Hiya cock, how you doing?
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:46, Reply)
You talk to your cock?
Does it answer?
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:48, Reply)
It says
'Hellooo.. is it me you're looking for...?'

/Lionel Ritchie is my penis
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:52, Reply)
It's a black guy,
with a dodgy hairstyle?
Cool.
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)
Absolutely
I have no idea why it's so tanned, it has massive lips and dodgy hair, as well as a string of pop hits in the late 70s and the 80s
(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:01, Reply)

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