I'd probably pick them off one by one
using knives and garottes

I went to sainsburys earlier and was stood next in the queue at the cigarette counter when an old woman deposited herself in front of me.

I had to say "excuse me, there is a queue you know"

she was apologetic, but seriously, there were about 10 people stood behind me, looking very much like a queue.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Exactly
I figured shouting WANK was the less violent option, also we only have spoons in the kitchen at work... it would take a long time to kill them with spoons! :(

Hahaha I do hate it when people don't notice a massive queue and cut in, it happens all the time waiting for a tube... regardless of how long someone has been waiting, when the doors open, it seems to 'who dares wins'.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Half man half biscuit just sprang to mind
"Found myself standing amongst a score or so of ageing Grans and Granddads.
When a frail voice asked of me,
"Do you mind dear boy if I ask you a question,
"Please let me in from of you so I can cash my pension"
"No-oh, FUCK OFF, NO!"
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:44, Reply)