Please
give me carte blanche to just say what I want, get it all out, off my chest, and then we'll be able to get on with our lives and forget the whole thing?

EDIT Sometimes, if you can't laugh at the horrifying, harrowing things in life, you'll go mad
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You have to learn self control at some time in your life.
Now is as good a time as any.
( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Shan't

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Then how will you teach it to your daughter?

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:51, Reply)

Wrap masking tape round my hands
dip them in broken glass and give her a thump if she ever turns out like me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)