Your Superman socks are no match
for my Superman socks.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd post a pic if I could.
Actually, I could text a picture to Agnostic and see if he could post it for me.

I also have IronMan socks but I'm not waering those as i only have 2 feet.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:58, Reply)

AA is your gay lover
EDIT mix 'em up, have one superman, one iron man, and then click your heels together and pretend they're fighting
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:59, Reply)

It's his girl hair that does it
And the fact that your cock is to small to make you a realistic prospect.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:00, Reply)

That's what the Mrs says
=C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:02, Reply)

Poor you
Micropenis?

Girlhair should be here soon with a picture of my socks
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:06, Reply)

It's like a jellybean on a barbershop floor

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I'll see your Superman socks
and raise you my dad's Bridgedale socks, which are very thick and snug inside my sexeh new boots.
(And they're stolen from ym dad so they make me feel crafty and smug.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:00, Reply)

your mum dad?
I'm confused
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:01, Reply)

I just officelolled like an internet mong online with internets
I meant 'my' and you know it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Damn right I do
but where would the fun be in reading things the way they were intended?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Too right
Right, I'm off into town for a new bin and some booze.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:04, Reply)

It's raining
so I'm staying at my desk for lunch.

Woe is me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:05, Reply)

It's ok here
I'm still gonna wear my russiian hat though. I totally am.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:13, Reply)

NORWAI?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:14, Reply)

I also chortled
*chortle chortle*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:04, Reply)

GRONK

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:05, Reply)