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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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way to ruin a fantasy, bert

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
If you squint really hard
and we do it from behind you could pretend I was David Boringanass
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)
I bet he does it like they do on the discovery channel

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)
No he doesn't
he lies back, thinking about how awesome he is, while the girl bounces energetically about on his pathetic little nub of a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)
So close
Yet so far. I usually think about how spectacular I am. I haven't reached awesome levels yet.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)
You got the 'sleek and sexy bit' right
And I'm wearing a lovely pair of jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)

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