By Request Of Mr Spikeypickle
Here we are
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:43, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gay trainers

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Limited edition Adidas 'Darkhorse'
Only 5000 pairs made :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Rare gay trainers

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:47, Reply)

They'd go well with Al's bike

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:50, Reply)

+up your arse

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

That's my Superman Sock!
Beat that Bert!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I'm not wearing mine today
but they're black and the superman on them is flying up at you.

All novelty socks rock
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:48, Reply)

My socks are black.
because, you know, I'm an adult.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:51, Reply)

+ haven't got a girlfriend who buys me socks

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:53, Reply)

her taste in socks and her taste in men must be similar.
cheap, tacky and made of aids.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Hahaha!
Nah, she got me them because I'm such a nice guy in real life, she calls me her 'Superman'.

She got me a Superman figurine too, and you can dress him up like Clark Kent, but I lost his glasses, and he looks like a mental patient in their jim jams
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

No she got you them
because she's slightly retarded and on her day trip to the supermarket they were the only thing in the reject bin that her pocket money could buy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I hope your future wife
has relations with a horse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Your current mrs already has the tail of a horse
and you have the teeth of a horse.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:00, Reply)

3/10 Poor effort
It's not a real tail, it's one of them fluffy butt plugs
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:01, Reply)

I have little My socks.
WIN
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:59, Reply)

Okay seriously
is someone seriously wearing those in full view of the public?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Generally trousers conceal the socks you're wearing

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

you clearly cannot see trousers in that picture
which would be why I asked
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:13, Reply)

They've been hoiked up
to expose the socky goodness beneath. He can't be stupid enough to wear shorts in this weather
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

well he is wearing superman socks...

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:15, Reply)

I sometimes wear my superman socks, on special occasions
Point taken
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

at first I was thinking "wow, these people get geekier by the minute"
then I thought "Or maybe he's a bit like Seeley Booth and wears colorful socks, awesome belt buckles and ties and is super sleek and sexy"
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Yeah
I'd stick with geeky
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:20, Reply)

way to ruin a fantasy, bert

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

If you squint really hard
and we do it from behind you could pretend I was David Boringanass
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I bet he does it like they do on the discovery channel

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:35, Reply)

No he doesn't
he lies back, thinking about how awesome he is, while the girl bounces energetically about on his pathetic little nub of a cock
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

So close
Yet so far. I usually think about how spectacular I am. I haven't reached awesome levels yet.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:41, Reply)

You got the 'sleek and sexy bit' right
And I'm wearing a lovely pair of jeans.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:40, Reply)