You'll have nothing left for the gig.

( thealternativefact, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Doug Aldrich is taking over from Craig Goldy for this tour.
Doug is the guitarist in Whitesnake, but since Coverdale has fucked his voice good and proper, he's probably glad to have a job.

My question it, why would you tell Dio you didn't want to play in his band!? Because Craig is in australia touring with Budgie. FUCKING BUDGIE!?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

FUCKING AUSTRALIA!?

( thealternativefact, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

He's allowed to go and work there
because he has an awesome visa.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

*gazzes mods*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:15, Reply)

You're just jealous becuase your cats are tedious
and your posts have shit names and I HATE FISHING.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

*shoves chocolate penny up your bum*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS PERSONALLY

( thealternativefact, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Don't worry
I've gazzed the mods for you, petal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Fear not fair maiden
for we are just pawns in a complex power play to out the FACISTS! That's right, there are FACISTS on here trying to CONTROL OFFTOPIC. WHY WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

I do.
Mmm...children.
*applies for job vacancy in Plymouth*
( thealternativefact, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I'm a Fascist
I bloody loved him on Gladiators
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:26, Reply)

: D

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)

*tongues*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Pack that in!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I'll pack it in
as tight as you want
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:49, Reply)

You'll never manage
It's like a pedal bin
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

I have to stand on your foot
and shove it in?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Er yeah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)

*stamps*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

*flip*
Stop this now
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

*fills to the brim*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)

NO!
It's weirder than furries
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

You've been Bert-iolated now
That makes you a furry
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)

*bawks*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:08, Reply)