Spent the latter half of today at work
with no email, no internet, no access to servers in other offices. Basically meant I couldn't do any work, and I couldn't do any non-work either.

Fucking shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:48, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why didn't you go home?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)

didn't don't

+we're sick of you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

you your insufferable smugness and beard.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)

That should really be
You AND your insufferable smugness and beard
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Firstly, I am at home now
I left work at 4.

Also, I know you don't mean that, you all love my smugness and particularly my beard.

I give you something to aspire to
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I do!
*adores*

One day, I hope my face looks like an Ewok's arse, just like you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

unfortunately that's not how jobs tend to work
have to be there in case it comes back on. There are little bits and pieces that can be done in the meantime, but not a lot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)

That is cack
That happens here too though
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)

I'm home now though
and first I'm going to have a little drinky (or smoky) then I'm going to execute the whole bally lot of you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Not before I turn you into a carpark
You prick
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)

ok, I know what I was quoting
you've just left me confused though...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)

I confuse everybody
And they confuse me.
My interface is not user-friendly.

EDIT: It was kind of Withnail & I
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

as long as it is intentional then that's ok
I'm going to go and smoke drugs now. Have a nice time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:11, Reply)

Enjoy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Gutted

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:53, Reply)

*croissantless*

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:55, Reply)