Oh, what an outrageous confession
you must truly be the most controversial person in the world, excuse me while I contact the daily mail
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ok.
I also snuck in to Berts house last night and smeared myself with faeces whilst masturbating furiously over pictures of his Gran.

Personally I think liking American shit bands is worse.
( Peej, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:11, Reply)

I guess, pop-punk is a travesty I suppose
not to mention a total oxymoron.

You could have cleaned the fridge when you were finished, my pain au chocolat tasted proper rank this morning
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:14, Reply)

I ate your pain au chocolat
I have no idea what you just had for breakfast.
( Peej, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:15, Reply)

It was crusty
and it tasted french...

*cries*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Was it Gerard Depardieu?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:28, Reply)

He was so gentle with me
for a few moments I felt like Andie MacDowell
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:33, Reply)