Monday Confessions Thread
I like crappy American alt rock and pop punk bands.

I just wanted to get that off my chest.

Anything you want to confess today?
( Peej, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:04, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh, what an outrageous confession
you must truly be the most controversial person in the world, excuse me while I contact the daily mail
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Ok.
I also snuck in to Berts house last night and smeared myself with faeces whilst masturbating furiously over pictures of his Gran.

Personally I think liking American shit bands is worse.
( Peej, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:11, Reply)

I guess, pop-punk is a travesty I suppose
not to mention a total oxymoron.

You could have cleaned the fridge when you were finished, my pain au chocolat tasted proper rank this morning
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:14, Reply)

I ate your pain au chocolat
I have no idea what you just had for breakfast.
( Peej, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:15, Reply)

It was crusty
and it tasted french...

*cries*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Was it Gerard Depardieu?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:28, Reply)

He was so gentle with me
for a few moments I felt like Andie MacDowell
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:33, Reply)

My fart didn't really smell of daffodils.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:16, Reply)

=O

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:51, Reply)

I think I'm loosing my libido.
I didn't feel the need to fwap once this weekend.

*waves goodbye to sexual self*
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:56, Reply)

*wears white rose and black tie*
*mourns*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 9:57, Reply)

It is a shame.
I thought there was so much jiggy left inside me : (

I'll never know what it's like to fuck standing on my head.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:01, Reply)

I'd guess
it might be quite uncomfortable.

Could be interesting to try sometime though...

*makes note to self*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:03, Reply)

I've done it with someone else standing on my head
Daddy liked it rough
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:06, Reply)

The girls in the porn films make it look so easy.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:07, Reply)

That's because they're all former gymnasts and acrobats
they become so disillusioned by the fact that their careers are over by the time they hit 18 that they see porn as their only viable option.

Real people can't do the pneumatic drill position, it wears holes in the bedroom carpet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I'm panicky
My sister was taken into hospital on saturday with palpatations. She's not too bad now, but they're still happening.

She's been on an ECG for the last 36 hours, and should be getting an echo this morning. This all started 5 months back, when she had a 'funny turn' (later discovered to be a mini stroke). Since then, she's been having non-stop headaches. The doctor gave her painkillers, but followed them up with "Remember, one of the main causes of headaches is overmedication." As a result, she's not taken any of them, and now her headaches are so bad she can't even think straight.

I've spoken to several people about this, and all have said 'Don't worry, it's not serious, she'll be fine', but I can't help but worry.

Not really much else I can say, I just wanted to get this off my chest.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:10, Reply)

She'll be fine,
They'll do some test on her, guess what's wrong treat her... but she'll get worse. Then when all hope is lost her Doctor will have a flash of inspiration while talking to someone and he'll diagnose her and treat her and it'll all be fine. The episode will end with a sarcy remark or some sexual tension between people who work at the hospital.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

You're definitely a girl now, it's been confirmed
you watch Grey's Anatomy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

It's house you medical drama retard.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:41, Reply)

I don't watch ANY of that channel 5 shit
you can ram it right up your colon, you girl-faced girlheaded girl
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Name names
What sort of bands are we talking about? Elliot Minor? Something Corporate?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Daughtry I reckon
*baulks*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:02, Reply)

Ummmm
Lit, Switchfoot, Tsunami Bomb, Get up Kids, Blink182, MFATGG, Harvey Danger, 3 Doors Down
( Peej, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)