So
Will there be gratuitous female nudity in this zombie film of yours, Bert?

Not that I'm at all bothered about that sort of thing, of course.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

It's Victorian
so I'm imagining all kinds of ankle-showing, and maybe a showdown between Hopkins and Bram Stoker (played by Bruce Willis, in a vest)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Ankle showing?
How daring. Better be careful - you don't want an American NC-17 rating. That's a box office killer, apparently.

Perhaps you could employ bathing machines for any seaside scenes.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:48, Reply)

I'll have to set the whole thing in popular Victorian seaside resort
Brighton.

It'll be saucy as hell, the opening scene will be zombies coming out of the sea attacking women in fully-covered frilly bathing suits and floral hats.
This has winner written all over it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Indeed it does
*pre-orders DVD on Amazon*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 10:54, Reply)