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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Aww, you created a role for Chompy then?
how sweet of you to think of her
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
What on earth are you doing here during the day?
Would you like the role of Zombie #419?

That's the one that gets to eat the cock of the hapless background character Bertius Monkington-Smythe
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:40, Reply)
Nah, that part requires someone with panache and style beyond my abilities, I choose...Bert Reynolds
I've got the week off to study for my exams.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)
You can't have Bert eating Bert cock
the paradox could destroy the universe.

Unless you mean Burt Reynolds?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:44, Reply)
But this is Zombie Bert Reynolds, it's a fictional character and I'm avoiding libel here.

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:50, Reply)
I see
I suppose we could Victorian-ise his moustasche a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:54, Reply)
But then he'd be Daniel Day Lewis in Gangs of NY

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:57, Reply)
But with a massive cigar
and a manly chest. This is getting me worked-up
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:59, Reply)
http://www.filmsnmovies.com/video/4386/gangs_of_new_york_whoopsie_daisy/

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:05, Reply)
I've seen it
it was rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:07, Reply)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)
Yeah
I've had her, she's rubbish too
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)
That's totally out of order becky,
I have a face.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:42, Reply)
POKERFACE

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:43, Reply)

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