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I'll invest
Here's some belly button fluff and a multivitamin tablet
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:39,
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generosity itself
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:41,
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You knows it
Mr Threepence
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:43,
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more valuable than your contribution
:-P
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:44,
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That multivitamin tablet
will probably keep me going for years, and considering the price of supplements, it's probably more valuable than 3p
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:45,
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fuck you then
*flounces*
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:46,
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Ah, I'm sorry
Want a wine gum?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:47,
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naa, wine gums are shit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:49,
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You're awful, V
I need Flim Flam to back me up, she has excellent taste in sweets
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:52,
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Fruit pastilles are totally where its at
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53,
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definitely
and Flim-flam has some mad sweet addiction. she can't be trusted to have a sensible opinion on them
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53,
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Both of you have warped taste
With Becky that's a given, but for you Vipros it's because your beard interferes with your senses
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:55,
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no, you are wrong
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:57,
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No you are
*burns embassy*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:59,
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Because everyone knows the sixth sense is powered by the chin.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:01,
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That's why it's called the
Chinth Sense
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:03,
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it doesn't interfere with the senses
it sharpens them. Everyone knows that your hair acts as aerials, picking up signals from the cosmos.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:05,
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Mine would help keep victorian midgets warm and protect them against disease
yours would just get them syphilitic mange since they'd only be able to afford YM
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:46,
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you've given my mum syphilitic mange?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:50,
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Not on purpose
I just coughed a few times in her vicinity
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:51,
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strange
she seemed ok yesterday...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53,
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Like I'd share the incubation period with you
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:58,
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We're halfway to making this movie
They'll be queueing round the block
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:41,
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the bl my c
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:41,
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they Vipros
queueing licking
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:43,
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damn right
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:45,
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Oi!
Get back in your cupboard and do some studying.
You're only allowed out after dark.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:50,
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and even then
she ought to be on restraints
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:51,
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Get your mind slightly above gutter level Bert
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:52,
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It's not my mind
you should be worried about
*nods south*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:53,
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Q
I will soon
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:51,
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far queue too
Daytime Becky is messing with my bodyclock.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:57,
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PHWOAR
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:58,
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This daytime posting thing is fucking with my head too
I only went to bed at 5 this morning.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 11:59,
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