So I watched the remake of Dawn of the dead yesterday and was amused by the scene where the celebrities are picked off one after another.
If the zombie apocalypse occurred and you were faced with the choice of kill or be munched in a non-delicate fashion...which zombie celebrity would you eviscerate?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:03, 28 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ym

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Is becky's mum a celebrity?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I've seen her in some movies

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

It's Paula Yates isn't it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Haha!
That's way out of order
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

I couldn't stop myself
You're a terrible influence.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

10 points
I'm jealous, I wish Peter Mayhew was my father
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Touché

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:20, Reply)

No no, really I do. I met him at a comic convention I went to a few years ago and he was a really sweet guy.
Not so sure I could deal with all the waxing and grooming, but hey you'd cope right?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Wow, way to play the game there

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:08, Reply)

I'm the sharpest lightbulb in the shed

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:11, Reply)

Careful you don't cut yourself on your lightbulb sharp wit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

William Shatner
I'd also join the queue to dispose of Kerry Katona.

Raymond from Everybody loves Raymond. Man I hate that guy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)

The ginger bloke from CSI: Annoying
With a sharpened spade.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

That guy with the fake tash from the Go Compare adverts.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:12, Reply)

also, good choice in films.
That's possibly my favorite zombie movie.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Really? Why?
I thought the original was better.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I thought it managed to mix horror and comedy well,
Most zombie films are too far either side.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Have you seen zombieland yet? That's got the mix about right I reckon
Little too much lusting after the girl, but Woody Harrelson was on form, as was Bill Murray.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:20, Reply)

I saw it and liked it,
but I wasn't scared enough, I like to see mass panic on the news. Also more jumpy bits.
I'm very picky about my zombies
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:22, Reply)

Zombies on a plane was great if you hadn't seen snakes on a plane since they used pretty much all the same set ups.
I saw one film the night after halloween that was great and was actually scary but I can't remember what it was called. :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:24, Reply)

I haven't seen that, I may see if I can get hold of it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:31, Reply)

That's not a sleb
He's not even a Z list sleb, must try harder girlface
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Ok, Pierce Morgan, Nick Griffin, Mugabe,

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I think it'd be funnier to do a job swap on Mugabe and Griffin for a month and film it wifeswap style
Edit: *Voiceover* Robert found working with Nick Griffin's campaign monkeys a little challenging at first, but a quick word from his own security staff and all was well. Nick, I'm afraid to say we haven't seen since he entered the country. All we have left of him is his tighty whiteys that are a little stained from the vigorous security checks performed at Heathrow.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:16, Reply)

The thing is, they're very similar in their opinions,
it's just a different skin colour they hate.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Not sure it counts as "celebrity"
but it would have to be zombie Tony Blair, with a pump-action shotgun, to the face.

I even have a wisecrack to say; "Hey Tony", *clack-clack* "Things can only get better..." *BOOM*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 12:13, Reply)

I watched that yesterday as well.
Excellent flick.

I thought that Burt Reynolds looked more like Omar Sharif though.

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(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)