but who holds you when you cry at night?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:04, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*raises hand*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Awwww....
but who's going to hold me? I feel so lonely getting into my big empty bed
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)

don't try and kid us
you sleep in a basket curled up with your nose against your bum
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Except when I'm lying in front of the door
dreaming about chasing internet tail
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:10, Reply)

and who's gonna drive you hooooooooooome...




...tonight?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:10, Reply)

*cries*
That is such a sad song
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

the little ting-a-ling bits are as sad as the lyrics
*goes and puts it on*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I've got a lump in my throat now
somebody change the subject, hasn't anyone got AIDs or a dead relative I can mock? Please?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I've got a dead nana
Is that any good?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Nana like grandmother
or nana like banana?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Grandmother
She wasn't one for fruit
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Cremated or buried?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Buried
In March.
She'll be useless by now.
EDIT: it was the beginning of April.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Not true
they put all sorts in there to keep 'em fresh for years, just in case they need to exhume the body. Where's she buried? I may need to pay the saucy old tart a visit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Liverpool
She was well saucy, boozy, hard as nails, speaking voice like rusty knives, singing voice like an angel.
I've just described myself.
Shit.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)

It's alright though
I'd rather wait til you're cold
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)