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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm looking for a 1 bed appartment around MK city center.

They all seem a bit overpriced to me. How much would a 1 bed furnished flat set you back round where what you live?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:01, 184 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Renting?
£450pcm
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)
Yeah renting,
I think that's sort of what I'll have to pay, it annoys me though.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)
It's absurd
One bedroom flats shouldn't cost anywhere near that.
Then again, if you had a girlfriend you'd spilt the rent and bills in two, you'd be rich.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)
I'm not going to find a girlfriend and move in with her in a month and a half.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)
I think you should
the polish are particularly eager
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:09, Reply)
:(
I might have to find someone to live with, it's much fucking cheaper big link
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)
Exactly
I'd be minted if I could find anyone mental enough to share a bed with me full time
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)
Well there's two rooms in that one.
bigger appartment, nicer area, penthouse. Still £100 a month cheaper.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:17, Reply)
that's a nice looking apartment

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:19, Reply)
I've got some friends in the same place,
it's a nice building, overlooks the central park in milton keynes.
About 15 mins from my work.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)
you should find someone to move in with and get that place
unless you have a burning desire to live on your own
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)
Yeah, but who?
I'll have to make a list of all my friends and judge them.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:28, Reply)
what could be more enjoyable than that?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Not having any friends

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)
I don't think that would be more enjoyable

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)
Believe me, it is
So much peace and quiet, all the time in the world. It's bliss
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)
Since no one is answering,
this is the one I'm looking at
big link
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)
I got a room going for £475, all inclusive.
I think you can get a train from Potter's Bar up to MK, so it's a bus and a train ride.

Just sayin', like.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:06, Reply)
It would cost me about £3k to commute at rush hour.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:11, Reply)
But you get to live opposite Tesco.
With Gonz.
And his chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:22, Reply)
and his annoying yappy dog
when he gets it
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)
What more could a boy want?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)
Totally worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:37, Reply)
1 bed is probably around €600 - 750 a month round here
fucking long commute for you though.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:07, Reply)
more than £450 a month
Exeter is a much more desirable place to live though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:12, Reply)
Yeah, with all it's employment and good transport links to the rest of the country.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)
the transport links are perfectly adequate
takes me 5 minutes to get to the M5 from my place, Bristol is an hour on the train. Regular trains to London etc.

only unemployed people I know are lawyers and IT professionals, and let's face it, no one cares about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:18, Reply)
400pcm for something basic
But this is the West Midlands. Says a lot that I'm envious of Milton Keynes.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:19, Reply)
in Glamourous New Cross, armpit of Sarf Lahdin...
£600 PCM, unfurnished
on the Elephant&Castle Roundabout (my GF's place)£700 PCM, furnished but then she gets a pool and a gym in her building.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)
£375 pcm
But Macclesfield is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Canary Wharf
So stupid money :(
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)
HELLOE MAI NAM IS B3TAMX
AND I LIF IN A RICH PLACE BCOZ MY AM WORK IN TEH 3RDEST MOST BIG BANK IN THE GERMANIE

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:25, Reply)

it's the second biggest you bastard
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)
I like Canary Wharf
but that does mean travelling on the DLR... *shudders*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)
DLR wins
compared to the sardine tins of the underground. They're roomier for the most part and outdoors for the most part making it an altogether more pleasant commute.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)
You can get a luxury coach from CMK to Canary whalf,
I got it once to go to an interview. They've got laptop chargers and everything.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Lots of monies for Laaandan
I only moved here because I was moving in with DiT so it worked out cheaper, I'll still be living in Doooorset if I was single... its a bargain there for flats!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)
that's because Dorset is shit
it's like Devon for spastics
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)
Fuck you
Surfer Boi!

EDIT: Barnstaple is Devon for spastics!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:28, Reply)
truth hurts huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:30, Reply)
My dog has taken
a ruddy great big poo on Saunton Sands! Ha!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:31, Reply)
damn you!
that's my spiritual home!

and you are right, Barnstaple is fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:36, Reply)
Mwahahahaha
My dog pooped on your spiritual home!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)
yeah...well....
so's your face!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:40, Reply)
Ha-harrr
loser
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)
you're a big meanie

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)
Yup
But you did start it!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)
I just told the truth
you started in with the hurtful, spiteful comments
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)
Ah blow it out your
earholes!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)
*blows*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:10, Reply)
Yes you do don't
cha! Mwahahahaha
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:10, Reply)
not as much as you suck

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:12, Reply)
Arf!
You're so funneh
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)
you're nasty today
not enough sweets?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Exactly that my friend
I haven't had any sweets today, or chocolate... and I'm cold and tired from all the packing... this is what I am like when I'm having a bad day!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)
awww
anything we can do? don't like to see my sidekick feeling down...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)
*sniff*
Nah s'alright, I'll be fine thanks. Just need to get home and chill out!

Oh and in other news, remember I mentioned my evil boss... turns out she might be getting her comeuppance. This makes me happy.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:36, Reply)
good news indeed
how so?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:40, Reply)
There were lots of drunken
conversations on Thursday evening last week and apparently lots of people are annoyed and their feelings are being made clear in meetings... I am waiting to see what occurs, but I have been told that the way I have been treated hasn't gone unnoticed!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:45, Reply)
excellent stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)
*nods head*
We'll see. I don't wish bad things on anyone but something needs to happen so she bucks her ideas up. I don't like bullies!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)
people need to be shown the error of their ways
not necessarily violently, but somehow try and get them on the right track.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)
1. 'apartment'
2. A grand a month minimum
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)
Where do you live?
that's bloody expensive.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:46, Reply)
Shoreditch, East Lahndahn

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)
Are you
Noel Fielding?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:07, Reply)
no, he's Noel Batting

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)
*cricket joke groan*

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)
I wondered why I didn't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)
for the record
I fucking hate cricket
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Good.
I like you again now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)
splendid

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)
No.
I'm actually funny.

/debatable
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)
Hehe
I'm just joking ya!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)
Maybe YOU'RE Noel Fielding and that was an elaborate trick
I've just realised that my daughter is technically a cockernee. Not sure how I feel about this, being an inveterate snob, and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:32, Reply)
Nope
Sorry
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:34, Reply)
Similar here (Liverpool)
DO NOT CONSIDER SHARING
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:46, Reply)
I'm sharing at the moment,
it's ok, but I'd prefer to live on my own at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:47, Reply)
moment moment moment.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:47, Reply)
don't blame you
if I weren't living with my mrs I'd prefer to be on my own.

other people are shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:48, Reply)
I've never lived on my own,
Thought I should give it a go.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:49, Reply)
I recommend having music on a lot
being on your own in a silent flat does strange things to the brain
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:50, Reply)
It makes your brain expand
and you get to know yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:51, Reply)
no
that's what drugs are for
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:53, Reply)
I never did the drugs thing (apart from a bit of soap bar for a couple of years)
so I use cleaning up in funny costumes to get to know myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:57, Reply)
haha
did it work?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)
Well I think so
But I doubt my neighbours would agree.
they probably think I'm in desperate need of medication.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:01, Reply)
bah, what do they know?
as long as you are happy
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:52, Reply)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:54, Reply)
'lo

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:55, Reply)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)
Yeah
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)
can't complain
can't believe it's gone 4pm already.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Shit, it is as well
I've been busy as hell today, and on B3ta for most of it.

Anyway... nice chatting to you, maybe see you around some time?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)
that would be nice
maybe...dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:08, Reply)
Are you asking me out on a date?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)
well now, that depends
what would your answer be if I was....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)
I might say yes
Al seems to have gone right off me, either that or he's lost the ability to string together coherent insults and just throws swears at me
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)
I think he's gone mental to tell you the truth
all that time spent listening to loud music with clendrix has damaged his brain
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)
It's understandable
Where are you taking me then?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)
woah, that's getting a bit forward
I mean I was thinking up the ars....oh right, for dinner....

There's a good turkish place in Lewisham. (real recommendation for people in South London)
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)
Turkish?
Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:18, Reply)
fine
fuck you. don't say I didn't offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)
I'd have preferred it if you'd offered me NOTHING

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)
The added expense of living alone is worth every penny
I mean, it would be different if you were co-habiting with a partner (although even then it's a big adjustment) but I hope I never have to share with other people ever again.
I think I'd rather starve.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:50, Reply)
Ahhh.... bad experience?
I loved house-sharing a few years back, but I guess it depends on who your housemates are
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:52, Reply)
Nothing worse than the average house-share experience (apart from a video cassette launched at my head)
But I'm just so much happier since I took a second job and kept the flat to myself.
I love my best mate but I couldn't live with her for too long. And some people seem really keen to have you as a surrogate relative/partner just because you live in the same house.
I prefer dancing round in my trolleys to checking cleaning rotas. I hope I never have to go back.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:56, Reply)
Yeah
Can't say I ever had a particularly bad experience with my housemates, they were all kinds of lovely, but there's nothing quite like dropping trough and curling one out as soon as you get through the door
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 15:57, Reply)
Indeed
Nobody to judge you...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:01, Reply)
I love living on my own too
That feeling of locking the door when you get in is great, and going to bed knowing that nobody is going to stumble in drunk, turn the tv on, start cooking...

I never want to share EVER again.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:02, Reply)
but who holds you when you cry at night?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)
*raises hand*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Awwww....
but who's going to hold me? I feel so lonely getting into my big empty bed
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)
don't try and kid us
you sleep in a basket curled up with your nose against your bum
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)
Except when I'm lying in front of the door
dreaming about chasing internet tail
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:10, Reply)
and who's gonna drive you hooooooooooome...




...tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:10, Reply)
*cries*
That is such a sad song
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)
the little ting-a-ling bits are as sad as the lyrics
*goes and puts it on*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)
I've got a lump in my throat now
somebody change the subject, hasn't anyone got AIDs or a dead relative I can mock? Please?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)
I've got a dead nana
Is that any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Nana like grandmother
or nana like banana?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Grandmother
She wasn't one for fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)
Cremated or buried?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)
Buried
In March.
She'll be useless by now.
EDIT: it was the beginning of April.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:23, Reply)
Not true
they put all sorts in there to keep 'em fresh for years, just in case they need to exhume the body. Where's she buried? I may need to pay the saucy old tart a visit
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:24, Reply)
Liverpool
She was well saucy, boozy, hard as nails, speaking voice like rusty knives, singing voice like an angel.
I've just described myself.
Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)
It's alright though
I'd rather wait til you're cold
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)
Aww
Thankfully I have never had to flatshare, I have heard scary things and I have a book called 'I lick my cheese' which is a book of notes made by people who have flatshared - its very funny! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:28, Reply)
Hahaah I lick my cheese oh hahahaha
My uncle used to lick each of his roast potatoes to prevent Grange Hill banger-style theft at the table.

That has tickled me that has...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)
Hehehe I used to do the same thing
so my brother didn't steal off my dinner plate. I don't care who you are, its never appropriate to take food off someone elses plate! IF YOU WANTED CHIPS YOU SHOULD HAVE BLOODY BROUGHT THEM!!

The book is rather funny - a good stocking filler! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)
You know what else is a good stocking filler?
Legs.

Preferably severed. I think my weekend happy has worn off :C
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)
Indeedy
Awww no more weekend happy for you... bloody Mondays!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:37, Reply)
Yeah
and I just saw your post up there^^ I've had no chocolate or sugar today, what is wrong with the world?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:39, Reply)
Its no longer filled with
rainbow sugar coma happy... its all cold and dark and dismal! Boooo!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:42, Reply)
I'm going to punch a kitten

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)
I've already done this
I don't feel any better for it.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:48, Reply)
Alright
I'll try punching a pussy instead. I just hope I don't lose my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)
bloody hell
that's a very unwomanly attitude you have there.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:38, Reply)
Meh
Its annoying. I like bad food but my stupid dieting friends always want what they're not allowed... 'Oh I'm on my points so I shouldn't'.

I don't understand the point in having these mystical 'food points'... does it not count if the food is stolen from someone else’s plate?

Anyone taking from my plate is liable to get a forking
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:41, Reply)
that is how most women's minds work
if they are just pinching one or two then it doesn't count. similarly crumbs (as from a cake) don't count.

fortunately when my other half decided to lose some weight via weightwatchers she got stuck in and lost like 3 stone in a short space of time, rather than dithering and scoffing stuff when she shouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)
Well good for her! :)
That's the thing. If you're going to do it, great, crack on, but do it properly or what's the sodding point.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:46, Reply)
exactly
it was quite amusing, neither of us really noticed that we'd both been packing some extra weight until we saw some photos from my brother's wedding.

we were like "christ, when did we become fat fuckers?" (in my case I added the word again to the end) and set about it.

piece of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)
Hehe
It is one of those things that creeps up on you. Thankfully I tend to notice if I put on even a tiny bit of weight and I can sort it out relatively easily. One day my body will decide to punish me for the misuse though... then I'll become a fat fucker!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)
that's the best way
not ending up a fat fucker, that's a bit rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:01, Reply)
Forking?
Go on, Flim. I like it when you talk dirty, tel me all about how you'll fork your friends
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:47, Reply)
Rudes
You know what I meant you silly!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:50, Reply)
Yeah
so how many prongs on this fork of yours, will you be sticking three or four in them?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:51, Reply)
^this is the reason why there's not many women on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:54, Reply)
Yeah
it has nothing to do with their low IQs, or the fact that it's mostly for geeks with superiority complexes who can't get girlfriends
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:56, Reply)
The internet stopped being for geeks about the time AOL was popular.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:57, Reply)
You keep telling yourself that
but the only non-geek websites are the social networking ones, and they're for retards
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)
AOL IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE POPULAR!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:00, Reply)
Not as popular as it was when Connie was in the advert

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:01, Reply)
Hehehe geek!
S'alright though, I figure I'm a geek girl with a shopping addiction. Most of my girly friends think I'm a bit odd and that I know too much about films, weird music and comics... surely that’s the definition of a geek?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:02, Reply)
yeah
GEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:03, Reply)
*shrugs*
I don't mind :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:05, Reply)
I was just going to say
"nothing wrong with that" but I couldn't allow myself to
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)
:-P

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:09, Reply)
;-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)
Hahaha
I suppose I did walk into it
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)
But my replies didn't even make sense
I love that Chompy takes my posts so literally though, it's almost alleviating the fact that I'm bored shitless
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:04, Reply)
I wouldn't worry too much
few things do make sense on B3ta
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:07, Reply)
You are right
of course
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:12, Reply)
Hahahaha
I rest my case
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)
I think my retinas are fucked

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)
from what?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)
Staring at a screen all day
all the white bits are starting to look like a hazy yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)
I know what you mean
the lights in my office are awful, and when it's dark outside they really fuck with your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:27, Reply)
I think it's one of those images that gets stuck on your retina
If you stare at something white all day, eventually it burns itself on their permanently and fucks everything else
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:30, Reply)
Bout £250-300 PCM
I can't believe the prices of some of you bastards in Lahndan
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Where abouts are you?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)
Under a bridge in Glasgow
I'd bet
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:21, Reply)
Kapow
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caithness
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:29, Reply)
See, I knew it'd be Scotland
Scotland is shit.

/is scottish
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:30, Reply)
It is shit
have to say I enjoyed my time in both Aberdeen and Edinburgh though..
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:33, Reply)
You would say that
you bloody skirt-wearing jock
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:35, Reply)
Pah
How dare you forsake the Scotch! Chieftain of the human race!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:06, Reply)
lies
no one enjoys time in Aberdeen
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:43, Reply)
£1300/month is the most expensive near me

Starting from £850...glad I bought now, it actually works out cheaper.

In your face recession!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:44, Reply)
fuck me
that's more than my mortgage on a large 3-bed terraced house.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)
The 1.3k one comes with gym, gated community etc
Having single handly failed to ever win the lottery I don't think I'll ever do better than my 1 bed here...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:58, Reply)
A studio / one-bed flat in glorious Trashford
will cost you £375-500 pcm.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:41, Reply)

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