Are you asking me out on a date?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

well now, that depends
what would your answer be if I was....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:09, Reply)

I might say yes
Al seems to have gone right off me, either that or he's lost the ability to string together coherent insults and just throws swears at me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:11, Reply)

I think he's gone mental to tell you the truth
all that time spent listening to loud music with clendrix has damaged his brain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

It's understandable
Where are you taking me then?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

woah, that's getting a bit forward
I mean I was thinking up the ars....oh right, for dinner....

There's a good turkish place in Lewisham. (real recommendation for people in South London)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Turkish?
Fuck off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:18, Reply)

fine
fuck you. don't say I didn't offer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I'd have preferred it if you'd offered me NOTHING

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 16:22, Reply)