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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
a customer knicked himself shaving I suppose because he had blotted it with a piece of tissue and left it there
apparently when he was leaving it either fell off or he pulled it off and it is currently sitting on my office tile floor
should I give it back to him when he comes back in a bit?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:47,
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latest was 16 years ago)
yes
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:49,
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If you have a spare hazmat suit kicking around to wear while you give it back, that would make it worthy of win
If not then yes anyway
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:04,
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no hazmat but I've got some gloves
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:11,
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Then put it in a ziplock bag and present it to him wearing said gloves with as disgusted a look on your face as you can possibly muster
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:21,
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