Let's have an Ask Gonz thread.
Go ahead, ask me what you want.

NO, LOOK AT MEEEE
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:09, 54 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:13, Reply)

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:15, Reply)

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( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)

Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.
gutted
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:18, Reply)

gutted

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:19, Reply)

Totally.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:25, Reply)

What's the beef?

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:13, Reply)

Kobi

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:16, Reply)

How many taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Depends if it's south of the river.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:26, Reply)

Can I win the gadget show compo, please?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:36, Reply)

If I win, i'll give you one of the tellys or something.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Thanks mate.
*firm handshakes*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)

I do always kinda wonder what happens when someone wins the prize and they live in a tiny London flat by themselves
Granted you could give a lot of it away to mates and be their new BFF for a long long time, but all those boxes would take up so much space and the delivery truck would arouse a lot of suspicion. Imminent break ins must occur shirly?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Fuck off, it's mine this week

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:47, Reply)

Oh, *cheers* BFF.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)

Welcome 2nd BFF

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I can't believe you'd drop me like that, just because I can't meet you for lunch this one time.
I may have to revise the pizza situation vis a vis you and me and Saturday.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:04, Reply)

OMGZ U WENT THERE.
I thought pizza was off in favour of more nutritious sounding food anyway?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:05, Reply)

It was.
But then, things happened, so now (to keep my mother sane) we're back on pizza.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:14, Reply)

I think I'll bring my own food with me IN TUPPERWARE just to spite you and make you even more stressed :)
I'm nice like that
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:20, Reply)

That's right beyaaaatch, I said the T word

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Is my food not good enough for you?
There is also a fish and chip shop in the 'stead, and a Vietnamese too. Do either of these cater to your particular palette?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:22, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that pizza will be just fine :)
Good to know that there's other options available though. And now I must fuck off and do more studying.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:29, Reply)

Good luck!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:31, Reply)

does this amuse you?
it is my new favourite image
www.icanhasmotivation.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/ichmhalt.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)

That is spectacular.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:24, Reply)

That was my sig for a week.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:53, Reply)

HAw haw, yes it does.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 0:06, Reply)

If the Earth really was flat, would opossums end up rising up against us and ruling the world?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:44, Reply)

I'm not sure, just be glad that it isn't flat.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 0:06, Reply)

a customer knicked himself shaving I suppose because he had blotted it with a piece of tissue and left it there
apparently when he was leaving it either fell off or he pulled it off and it is currently sitting on my office tile floor

should I give it back to him when he comes back in a bit?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:47, Reply)

yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)

If you have a spare hazmat suit kicking around to wear while you give it back, that would make it worthy of win
If not then yes anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:04, Reply)

no hazmat but I've got some gloves

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Then put it in a ziplock bag and present it to him wearing said gloves with as disgusted a look on your face as you can possibly muster

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:21, Reply)

How many moles is too many moles?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

about
6.022*10^23
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Is that enough moles to emit sufficient body-heat to warm up Earth's atmosphere to the point the planet becomes too warm for us?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:03, Reply)

possibly
I will write a grant proposal
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:06, Reply)

IIRC
There was an article in New Scientist back in the 90's that speculated on what the human population would have to be for this to happen.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:10, Reply)

I will be different
I will burn a mole to check its calorific value, and extrapolate up
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Facial moles, or mamual moles?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 0:07, Reply)

How cool would it be to be that beetle on 'Life' that beats up other beetles and then throws them off trees while on his way to get some hot beetle lovin'?
It'd be like Double Dragon, except with beetles.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Not entirely sure what you're talkin' 'bout.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 0:07, Reply)

Gonz
Why does nobody love me?
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:44, Reply)

I'm going to click "I like this!" in the hope that it will make the popular page and then other people can read it and maybe they'll send you some love
send you some love bully the fuck out of you
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Love and bullying.
It's all the same to me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:54, Reply)

buck up, kiddo *punches your shoulder*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Ouch!

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:00, Reply)

You love it, really

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:04, Reply)

I do.
*blushes*
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:05, Reply)

So Gonz, you've not answered this one?
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Loads of people do, you just haven't meet most of them yet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 0:08, Reply)