Also
Dead Tramp Soup.

Kill 'im first, unless you like the struggling.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Yes, I think you're right.
I can then roger him peacefully and contemplatively while he's still warm, and that will give his body some time for the rigor mortis to wear off. In the meantime, my loving jackhammering should tenderise him further, as well as marinating him in my own foetid amorous juices. Yummy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:46, Reply)

FINALLY
someone who understands the tender act of tramp-ramming.

I also see myself as a samaritan. Its not like he had anything usefull to offer society until I boiled him up and added some herbs.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

It's the solution to two major world problems:
Get the hungry to eat the homeless*.

*_{Copyright 2002(?) The Oscillating Gibbon}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:04, Reply)