Michael McIntyre
I would claim that I was having a dream where I was watching some massive bell-end on tv and in a fit of rage I drove to his house, stabbed him 47 times in the face, put his body into the boot of his car, drove to the nearest cliff, set the car on fire and pushed it off the edge.

Then I woke up and to my amazement I had actually done it. There isn't a court in the land who would convict me.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:14, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you need a character witness, mate.....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Yes please
I also intend on having a dream about killing a fat unfunny cunt. When I wake up Chris Moyles will most probably be dead.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

he seemed funny the first couple of times I saw him on tv
the skipping and swinging your arms thing is good, because it's true, but he is so annoying, and on everything.

he's not foul enough either.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

It's the laughing at his own jokes that is the decider.
He's utterly convinced of his own hilarity and therefore needs taking down a peg or two. A drill to the kneecaps should suffice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

He's like the posh kid at school trying to tell a joke

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

I'll see your Michael McIntyre
and I'll raise you Jim Davidson
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

I prefer him to McIntyre
but then I prefer Pol Pot to McIntyre.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Aww
Poor MM
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Will you need to make up some nonsense for killing Davidson?
I doubt it would even make it to court...YOU WOULD GET A MEDAL
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Nah
I'd just walk right up to him and hit him in the face with a brick. I figure the jury would be on my side.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

His mate Chalky wouldn't like that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:27, Reply)

Fuck 'em

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:27, Reply)

RACIST

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Fuck you too
No one stands in the way of my Davidson murder
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:28, Reply)

I say, old gel
No need for that, what?

*puffs on pipe*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:29, Reply)

Meh
Soz and all that jazz innit

I'm off home now, we'll discuss this further at a later date... until then

BOOOO-YAH!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 17 Nov 2009, 17:32, Reply)