I tend to think about sex a lot when I'm at work.
I have no idea why.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's because you've got a pulse.
Happened to me a lot at work too today.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:46, Reply)

really?
It happens to be that around 2pm I get all hot to trot and it lasts for a few hours

it's not just me, then?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

With me, it can happen at random times of the day.
But today, my text-message traffic was particularly sexy, so it was more intense today.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Because sex is a million times more fun than work, regardless of your job.
Unless you're a hooker.
( Maladicta, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:05, Reply)

correct
One of the ways your body tries to defeat boredom is hornyness
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Then I must be near permanently bored.
Just sayin'.
( Maladicta, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:27, Reply)

have a boredom wank then

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:28, Reply)

Now that would go down badly at work!
My office has glass walls.
( Maladicta, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:32, Reply)

If that was the cure for workplace boredom
there'd be a massive queue for the toilets. Our office has inadequate toilet facilities, but thankfully, we're stimulated enough to fend off boredom.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Now when you say 'stimulated...'

( Maladicta, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Our desktop wallpapers are stereogram-pr0n

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:51, Reply)

So wanking has double the likelihood of making you go blind
at your place?
( Maladicta, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:53, Reply)

It does
But thankfully, wanking opportunities at my office are few and far between. And besides, blindness at my workplace is tolerated less than at other places.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:03, Reply)

Depends how arousing your day to day work is, I guess.
On a scale of 1 to 10, where one is Michael Winner and 10 is [insert your own personal sexiest thing ever], my work is -over 9000.
( Maladicta, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 22:06, Reply)