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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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JordanI would get as many like people as possible into a football stadium, lure her into the centre under the pretense that it's some kind of promotional bullshit. And we would all point and laugh at her until she dies of shame... I mean fame is what she lives off so I can see her getting pretty upset.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:01,
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yes, butshe's Jordan. To her, all publicity is good publicity. Even if people are laughing at her. She'd probaby get off on it. Or use the throng of people to suck their life-force out of them, thus rejuivenating herself for another 1000 years. I've been watching The Dark Crystal again
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High-five for Dark CrystalI guess you're right about Jordan. Perhaps it would be better to give her a face transplant with Mo Mowlam and send her to Iran without her boobs and without a passport so she can live the rest of her life in anonymity. Probably make her go all suicide-bomby
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:23,
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hah!Actually, surely just send her to Iran as she is? She'd get lynched in the airport arrivals lounge.
Yep, Dark Crystal last night, I think I'm going to watch either El Topo or the Jean de Florette/Manon des Sources double whammy tonight. Or finish off Ratchet and Clank. Flatmates/boyfriend away all weekend, so I have to amuse myself somehow!
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