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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sacha Baron Cohen, without a doubt.
After having watched a few minutes of "Bruno" I had the overpowering urge to clamp his face into a waffle iron and put his testicles into a coffee grinder. For good measure I think I might cut out his heart with a spoon.

"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe or something?"

"Because a spoon is dull and would hurt more, you twit!"


I think I need to watch that movie again soon, just for Alan Rickman.

(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I haven't seen Bruno
so can't comment. I quite liked Borat though, especially when he used to do short sketches with the character (much like the early appearance of Ali G was quite amusing, but then it got overdone).

I *heart* Alan Rickman, in just about every film he's done. Even when he's got dodgy facial hair.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:10, Reply)
Never saw Borat
but "Bruno" was enough to make me want to smash his face. Even my son and his friends couldn't watch the entire thing.

Alan Rickman... he's always ace. In "Dogma" as the Metatron he was hilarious, in "Die Hard" he was a perfect villain, in "Bottle Shock" he was the perfect ineffectual wine snob... but in "Robin Hood" he was so over the top that he made up for the crapness of the rest of the film.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:32, Reply)
he knows his stuff.
Indecently, are you suffering for your art?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:35, Reply)
Quite.
I've only sold one piece so far, so apparently I'm not going to get wealthy off of any of it. On the other hand, I've found a source for old traffic light lenses, so I've got tons of deep red and amber glass, and a load of the beautiful peacock blue that they use in the green lenses.

Also I've gotten hold of a Fresnel lens the size of a TV screen, which I've found can focus enough sunlight to make a pile of leaves burst into flame. Bwaahaahaahaahaa.........
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 12:57, Reply)
sounds fun,
keep up the good work.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 13:14, Reply)
He is a top bloke,
when he is not being one of his "characters"
Rather intelligent and quite freindly.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:34, Reply)

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