Why don't we start a bank
The bank of b3ta.

We should make shed loads of dosh from our incompetance and unwise investments. Then the government will bail us out and we win again.

BGB for CEO, Bert and Al for investment directors. Vipros for public relations and smug denial of responsibility director.

I'll just count the money and wipe my arse on the fivers.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Didn't Edmund
Work in the City? He's probably got some time of his hands at the moment. I nominate him as CEO.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:08, Reply)

No, he is a cunt
We need a CEO people will follow to the end of the world.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Surely
We need someone who is prepared to expose us to a huge amount of risk? How else will we get billions in bail-out money?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I am sure BGB would expose us to huge risks
I did not want to imply any level in of competance in her nomination, just that we would follow the figure head. Exactly like any chairman of the board.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

'Swipe does.
And she'd choose us all the best company cars.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:13, Reply)

Honda Accords all round then?
but painted all different colours.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Can I be a Non Executive Director?
I can draw a massive consultancy fee and then slip away when it all goes tits up.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Yup, we will all be non executive directors
and it should be breasts up, not tits, as that is offensive.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 10:11, Reply)