Rice Crispie Cakes for sweetness.
And lots of bacon.
You can just tell the muslim and jewish kids that it's some sort of fakeon.
Tell the veggies that their parents are being cunts to them and meat is GOOD.
As for nut allergies, that's just nature's way of getting rid of excess lardies.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I hate myself for agreeing with you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:49, Reply)

that just might work . . .
tell my family that we need to cater for veggies, halal, kosher or nut allergies and you'll get the same blank look aunty-whatsername gave in My Big Fat Greek Wedding: "so you'll be having lamb then?"

However, my place of work is around a large Muslim/Indian population, and we like to make them feel comfortable.
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Thu 26 Nov 2009, 8:51, Reply)