I hate the idea of that
I don't dance unless hammered, and the thought of dancing to something in front of a load of people is shit

don't get me started on speeches...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:04, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just put your arms round her shoulders and shuffle awkwardly
That's the norm
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)

delightful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:05, Reply)

followed by

standing on the dress
falling over
accidentaly punches the mother law
cock falling out
women and children crying
marquee burns down
divorce
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I have no problem with speeches

yey for me!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I don't mind giving the speech
it's the writing of one that concerns me. there is too much pressure to try and be funny. I'm not intending to try.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

I wish ladies made speeches at weddings
I'd love to go round making speeches at weddings.
I would make them laugh and cry, and then they'd drag me off just as I started singing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:13, Reply)

At my friends wedding
one of her bridesmaids gave a speech and it was bloody hilarious, she told a story about walking in on the bride and groom having sex at Uni… everyone laughed! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:18, Reply)

oh my goodness
what did Grandma say???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)

She was still confused
over the bestmans speech that DiT gave. He made a rather rude joke about 'the red ring of doom' on an Xbox comparing it to marriage... I think she spent most of the night asking people to explain, everyone just kept changing the subject and gave her more wine.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Poor Grandma
My friend's grandma had to listen to the best man do the Wales Honeymoon gag...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 16:31, Reply)