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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Maybe she called the Butterball hotline and asked if she could cook it on the back shelf of her car to save leccy costs
but just found it was too much of a chore and killed herself instead.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:16,
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*googles*
There is no Butterball Hotline :(
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thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:19,
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Oh but there so is
www.snopes.com/holidays/thanksgiving/hotline.aspMAYBE her cats ate her
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:20,
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I am going to phone them and enquire as to the increased death levels on the west coast.
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thealternativefact, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:24,
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^this
absolutely this. People must be aware of the dangers of turkey on the West coast.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:27,
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There's a Benders Hotline
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:20,
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ORLY
Googles and takes note
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:21,
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Tel: +44 (0) 1978 855661
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:25,
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I wonder how many calls they'll get tomorrow
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 23:28,
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