Good news
I thought that I had to do a reception shift tonight.
I got up, was about to fly down the stairs, quickly double-checked the rota, and realised I'd made a mistake. That was last Friday.
I do not have to work on reception tonight!

Erm... what are you, like, relieved about yeah?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:14, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm relieved that you don't have to work on reception tonight
I'm a caring, sharing, new man, you see. That's just what I'm like, all the time. I can't help it - it's my natural demeanour.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

It's the drugs.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

Totally drugs...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:19, Reply)

I only like mung beans and caffeine free tea
You have me mixed up with someone else.

*does yoga*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

*+ a big Quorn fart*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Oh Roota
You do make me 'LOL', you do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

you do too
especially when you're sharting in your yoga leggings
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

Isn't she a hoot : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:25, Reply)

If i find out hoot is an acronym
I'm gonna gaz the mods. Gaz haaaard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:26, Reply)

That I've managed to get through Tesco without battering someone to death.
Chilli and tomato sauce with pasta and spinach for tea : )
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:18, Reply)

That sounds like a lovely supper.
See - there I go again. I'm down with cooking, emotions, all that stuff. I guess I'm just a thoughtful, sweet man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

You're a credit to your sex.
Now rub my feet.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:24, Reply)

*gets out cheese grater*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Aw, I grate my nana's feet for her
:)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:31, Reply)

You don't need the grater.
I have a pedegg.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:35, Reply)

I SO got the Ministry of Deals PedEgg offer
Two PedEggs and a battery operated vibrator foot-filing and manicuring instrument.
Tenner, the lot.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:37, Reply)

Woo!
We should totally have a girly foot grating session.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:39, Reply)

Don't you love seeing the dust fly!
Come round, I'll do your feet with the whizzer and put Ready Brek on your face.
Then we'll talk about boys and I'll put my bra in the freezer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:41, Reply)

I think my nipples stand out quite enough already.

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:43, Reply)

Mine are like big Jelly Tots

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:45, Reply)

I seem to remember having this conversation before. *laughs*

( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:46, Reply)

I know
I love saying it!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:46, Reply)

It was for my knob.
Did you ever see that documentary?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Well if you wanted me to hurt you, you only had to ask.
*unlocks cupboard of pain*

It's been a while but I think I can remember what to do.
( girlinthehole, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:41, Reply)

*takes note*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:42, Reply)

I've given it a go
Not for me, sadly. Same as role play - just too silly and ultimately embarrassing...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:51, Reply)

Well done, Mahatma.
Tigger and I

are going to have pasta and butter with parmesan, because we both love it.
It makes my rosacea flare up something rotten, but I reckon the bottle of wine I'm planning to guzzle will do that too.

EDIT: my poota is moving things around... think I'm on Monty's drugz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:20, Reply)

GIVE THEM BACK
*goes a bit nasty*


Damn! True colours revealed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Fuck off, Zammo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

*hides skag in cistern during exam*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:23, Reply)

I'm goin' 'ome
Seez yuz laterz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 17:48, Reply)