Gosh it's quiet today.
What does a middle aged lady have to do to get some sapphic innuendo and breathless masturbatory replies around here?
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:24, 20 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're totally not trying hard enough.
www.b3ta.com/questions/present/post579260
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:50, Reply)

oh god
if you click the profile you can ponder her advertised hunger for sex while staring at a picture of a young girl making a blowjob face.

gives me the fear.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)

I feel quite sorry for her.
How low has your self-esteem got to be that you start begging for sex on QOTW?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 19:58, Reply)

While I'm thinking of a suitable witty reply to your posts, would you like to see my breasts?

( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:12, Reply)

YOU HAVE BREASTS?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Only at the weekends.
I have to give them back on Monday.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 22:34, Reply)

some exercise

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

Pfft!
I bet I'm fitter than you are.
( girlinthehole, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I'll
bring the sapphic if you bring the innuendo.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 29 Nov 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Fancy a shag?
I'm free next weekend and can get the train (go halves on the ticket?), but will probably book my own accommodation, cheers.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:20, Reply)

Happy B3taday BGB
You'd have got all of those things from me if I hadn't been at work :-(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:52, Reply)

Happy b3taday lovely!
'Sup bitches, it's my birthday :D
( Maladicta, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:53, Reply)

Hippo Bathday Mallet
I'm off to bed now.
Been individually attaching baubles to army netting...
Have a good'un!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 0:59, Reply)

Thanks love :)
I'm not going to work tomorrow (Work, on my birthday? And a Monday at that? Er, fuck that, I'm taking annual leave!). I'm going to Lille for the day to do my Christmas shopping and since I can get there for free, I may as well do so!

Baubles and army netting - interesting combination, do tell...
( Maladicta, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 1:09, Reply)

Happy
Birthday, have a good day!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 2:25, Reply)

Happy red flamey thing day!
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( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 7:02, Reply)

??
What's a spanging pan?
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 5:16, Reply)

A large frying pan
used for smacking someone in the face with after a particularly bad pun or joke. It makes a lound metalic, reverbatory sound, interpretted as a boing, or more accurately "SPANG"

As uased by Vic and Bob on shooting stars.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 7:18, Reply)

CANDLE!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 8:37, Reply)