Is that something to do with this "Twilight" thingy?
I dont think i'm their target audience (emo vampires?)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

says Colonel DRACULA...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Yeah, I have a silly username
it comes from The Simpsons, Homer is watching TV and it says, "On Next: Colonel Dracula joins the navy".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:11, Reply)

I'm fascinated by people's choice of usernames and sigs
I always wonder about them and the motivation behind choosing them.

Mine is too complicated and silly to explain, I'm afraid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:17, Reply)

complicated and silly is what b3ta is all about
mine is pretty dull.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Yes
Nothing actually happens for 2 hours except some guys taking their tops off, which in turn makes every teenage girl in the cinema have a little girly scream followed by a titter at their own girly screams. Then in the last ten minutes something actually happens but its fucking retarded.

*edit* In fact last night my daughter puked all over herself and her bed. I cleaned the vomit from her hair and bathed her. I then cleaned and remade her bed and put all her stinking puke covered clothes and bedding in to the washing machine before putting her back to bed at 2am. I would rather do this every night than see New Moon again.
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Christ how fucking awful.
Hope you got a nosh out of it.

/vulgar
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:50, Reply)

No
and that made it worse. When I got home she said "I'm tired I'm off to bed" when I voiced my disapproval I was told "Its always about sex with you isn't it"

I said "Yes" and got none.
( Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Ah man that sucks.
Not literally, unfortunately for you...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)