Friday, was in bed by midnight
No drink or drugs to speak of, which set me up nicely for Saturday. Brother in law arrived bearing gifts of booze. 6 Aventinus, 6 Desperado's and a half bottle of Buckfast, the dirty bastard...he took the Buckie back home with him, incidentally. Oh, and a pack of those daft cocktail sausages, hot and spicy no less. I supplied the Absolut and the drugs.

The Desperado's were some weird beer/tequilla hybrid, that were sickly sweet and quite revolting...still, i choked back 3 of them. Too many vodkas, then the Aventinus, which is 8.5% dark wheat beer, absolutely amazing stuff, and after a long lay off, a shop up here was stocking them again. By 5am i was bouncing off the walls and suggesting we get the salvia out. I did, done a bong which basically kicked the legs from under me, pay down on the bed and vibrated for about 15 minutes. Shortly thereafter he suggested cooking up the nasty cocktail sausages, so they all went in the frying pan, with some onion and despite my reservations were actually very tasty, in a colon cancer sort of way.

Fortunately they never made it to my colon, as after about 20 mins sleep i was wakened by a very urgent need to vomit...i made it to my bedroom door and spluttered the first wave back down, thankfully got to the kitchen and heaved several gallons of rich brown effluence into the sink....skipped back to bed a new man and slept for 6 hours in what seemed like 6 seconds.

Made a Grade 1 breakfast, avoiding all mention of cocktail sausages and then lay prone on the couch for four hours. Now tonight I am off to see Koyanaasqatsi at the cinema, which should be pretty fantastic. Keeping it clean though, it is a Monday after all.

EDIT to say, i accidentally locked the cats in the living room and was wakened with 3 shits on floor, and the whole house absolutely stinking.. stupid twat.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 12:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I once had one of those Desperados
fucking disgusting.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 13:40, Reply)