Oh will you just fuck off
You miserbale cunt!!
Stop ruining everything!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

he has a point though
victoria wood is shit. in the same way as the vicar of dibbley.

it is unfortunate fact that most women comedians (comediennes if you will) just aren't funny.

Best one I've seen was a ventriloquist. Can't remember her name though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:47, Reply)

I bet she gives great prostate massages.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:51, Reply)

^ now THAT'S funny!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:52, Reply)

she was quite hot from what I remember
I think one of her puppets was a filthy monkey (could've been a boy)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:52, Reply)

That was me.
Best job I ever had.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:55, Reply)

Shazam!
www.djmick.co.uk/laughs/female-ventriloquist-with-the-foul-mouthed-monkey/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:03, Reply)

hmmm
that is the one with the monkey

I'm thinking of another one as well though...looks a bit like Lucy Porter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Wood's cack
But Walters is a boss actress.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Educating Rita
is absolutely fucking terrible, cheesy, stereotyped SHIT. My mum liked it. QED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:54, Reply)

She didn't write it
Leave her alone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I associate her with it,
Because she starred in it. That's reasonable enough, isn't it?

I'm sure you do the same with, say, Peter Sellers and Clouseau.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)

I thought Clouseau
was Steve Martin?
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

And you would be under the age of 20 I assume?

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Nah, I was just trying to twist the crank a little
sorry....
(Pirate Monkey is not the goddamn Batman, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

It's not me ruining everything
It's everyone else. All I'm doing is pointing it out.


Don't shoot the messenger, man...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:53, Reply)

You hate EVERYTHING
except for cheese, wine, and your daughter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:56, Reply)

don't forget drugs
and Tractor
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 9:57, Reply)

Never forget the mightyTractor
as so many have done.

A travesty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:01, Reply)

You couldn't be more wrong actually.
I love to the point of obsession hundreds of things from ancient history to late 60s San Fransico poster art. The reason I rant on so much about shit stuff is that I'm so disappointed by how crap most things are compared with how brilliant they could be.

I am a permanently-disappointed optimist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:00, Reply)

A nice turn of phrase
for being annoyed with 98% of stuff. I find i have to reign myself most days, particularly in here, they just couldn't cope with my destruction of everything they hold dear to their stupid fucking hearts.

Sadowtiz has done some particularly scathing attacks on Victoria Wood, always absolutely spot on. She is as funny as a headwound.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Sadowitz?
Anyone can be rude and obnoxious about people. I don't find him that funny.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Not like he can.
He has reached a zen-like level of offensiveness.

I must remember to YouTube him, actually, he's ace.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:22, Reply)

He is so offensive,
he gets anything about him deleted off of youtube right away. i was having a scan the other month and turned up precisely, fuck all.

If you can get his dvd, 'Total Abuse Show' from 1988, i would highly recommend it. Be prepared to piss you pants though, the first time i saw it i very nearly choked.

Some people deserve to have torrents of hatred aimed at them, they bumble along in the public eye being a talentless piece of shit, most people accept it, but let it continue anyway. What is the point in this? Why do people gobble the cock of mediocrity so readily, don't they have any self respect or imagination? CUNTS.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:28, Reply)

He's a John Davidson fan
As such I think he should be knighted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:33, Reply)

FUCK OFF BIG NOSE

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:39, Reply)

You need to let go of all that disappointment and concentrate on the positive.
Only then will you be free grasshopper.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:12, Reply)

"permanently-disappointed optimist"
beautiful phrase
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Give me joy in my heart, keep me praising
Give me joy in my heart, I pray (hallelujah!)
Give me joy in my heart, keep me praising
Keep me praising 'til the end of day.

Siiiing hosanna, siiiing hosanna, siiiing hosanna to the King of Kings, WOO!

Come on Monty, praiiiiise!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 10:36, Reply)

*steals from the collection plate*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:08, Reply)

you won't have an hour's luck with that slummy, Judas!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 11:12, Reply)