I have a beard
I play guitar (a Gibson Epi no less!), I have a fookin gorgeous mrs (most folks agree with that) and a massive winky.

I'm leagues above the 'special elite' that you mention
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

unless she's a 'mature model'
and you do edgy, cool standup as well then you're DREAMING, pal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:38, Reply)

FUCK
I completely forget about the 'edgy' stand-up.

Oh wait, can i piss on your chips a little more? You don't fly a helicopter as well do you? If not, then just get yer coat, and get tay fuck.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:43, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/78d66e9f92dc4e8d9be9/lucywhoo.jpg

*smug*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

not NEARLY 'mature' enough
And she doesn't look like a turps drinker, either.

Sorry, you're B-list mate, like the rest of us.

DEAL WITH IT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:50, Reply)

turnips!
I will strive to be better than you all.

Cunts!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

cough gibsons are shit cough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Angus Young and Pete Townshend disagree
as does Jimmy Page and one or two other 'entry level' banjoists.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I know
I just don't see the attraction. they are really bottom heavy and the necks are too fat and too short.

I haven't played on in a while though. maybe I should have another go. let's face it though, I can be a lot more smug with a gold Strat than I could with any type of gibson
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Each to their own I suppse
I absolutely love the shape of the SG but they are really off balance, I grant you. I'm no professional, really I don't know shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:44, Reply)

I like the SG as well
doesn't suit me playing them though.

I was mainly talking about Les Paul's.

I'd get a kicking if I even thought of buying another guitar though. Fortunately mine are enough to keep me satisfied for the time being.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Les Pauls are fucking ugly I reckon
I like the 60s Rickenbackers. I don't have one, I just like 'em.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:50, Reply)

guy from our bodmin office has one
think it is a 60s one. really fucking nice. he plays proper punk music on it.

just look at my glorious guitar though
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/v.jpg

and my guitar face
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Beautiful mate (guitar and guitar face)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 16:58, Reply)

That's fookin beautiful!
I an honestly say that's one of the finest guitars I've seen in a long time
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:03, Reply)

it sounds and plays as good as it looks
couldn't abide the thought of a red, black or sunburst one, and had to put the black scratchplate on myself to complete the look
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:07, Reply)

You mean to say...
...they put a white scratchplate on that body?
*shudders*
Looks so much better with the black one
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I know
took it into the shop to get a setup a while back and the old dude in the shop opens the case and goes "that looks the fucking business"

I was pleased
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:19, Reply)

I like them in that creamy ivory colour
like wot Jimi played. For that reason - but yours is indeed luvverly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:28, Reply)