go as a kamikaze pilot
The you can look cool AND be racist all at once. When asked why you just say 'I come dressed as pirate - what pwoblem?'

Men will want to be you, women will want to be with you.

GUARANTEED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:07, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:09, Reply)

If you're going down that kind of road.
There's also the Somalian Pirate option...
(R0SS, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:10, Reply)

WHY DOES EVERYONE STEAL MY LINE THAT I STOLE FROM "WHAT DREAMS MAY COME" ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I stole it from a 60s review of one of the Bond films
And I stole it when you were about four, sonny Jim.

*ruffles hair*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Brilliant!

( Peej, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:13, Reply)