Would there be financial perks
if you two had a civil ceremony and raised your daughters together?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Haha!
Monty and Noel sitting in a tree.
k.i.s.s.i.n.g.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:54, Reply)

Haha
There'd probably be tax breaks and that but I think two mental exes would be too much for us to handle and I'd have to murder him on grounds of diminished responsibility to inherit his record collection.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 9:56, Reply)

Safety in numbers!
You could afford a better fortress if you pooled your resources.
It occurred to me the other day and I forgot to say.
I think it's a winning idea.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:00, Reply)

*books registry office*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:02, Reply)

*becomes a minister*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:03, Reply)

*buys a hat*

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:03, Reply)

No need
My father is one already.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

You need him to give you away.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:16, Reply)

He certainly wouldn't get any money for me
I'm more than a little shop-soiled...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:24, Reply)

It'd be like My Two Dads for the tens.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:03, Reply)

It'd be fucking sound

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

it has my backing
good thinking there!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I'm a fixer

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

If they hurry up they can get their wedding in before Crackhouse and the Captain.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Who'll get down on one knee???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:08, Reply)

I think that has to be up to them
but I imagine it'll be Monty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Pffft!
Both knees baby.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:11, Reply)

*rapidly goes off the idea*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

damnit
No3L, you've ruined it!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:26, Reply)

It's just a hiccup
True love will win through
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:27, Reply)

don't say the L word
we need to convince them it's for financial gain, and then let them come together naturally.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Sorry bout that. You're good at this
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:33, Reply)

being devious and manipulative is my raison d'etre
well, one of them anyway.

and no, I'm not a woman.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:35, Reply)

How about me and Roota will be getting really drunk at the wedding and will put out for sure.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

sounds awesome
I suggest the two of you put on a show
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:36, Reply)

I can't sing.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I reckon roota could make you
"she's got a tongue like an electric eel"

/flashheart
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)

I can sing
Mainly country.
You just show your boobs.
Won't be a dry seat in the house.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:40, Reply)