God she gives me the horn.
Its not just the looks, just everything about her screamed "fuck me anyway you want, treat me like a whore and I won't complain"
( Peej, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

this is the truth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:28, Reply)

and she could tell you next week's lottery numbers
AND had a lovely speaking voice.

The ideal woman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Err what?
Have you not seen The Man with the Golden Gun? Britt Ekland?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Jane Seymour beats Britt Ekland
hands down

my pants
( Peej, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Correct
although she does almost give Seymour a run for her money in the Wicker Man. The gyppo girl-fight scene in From Russia with Love always did something funny to me, too.

I also have a massive thing for those 60s French & Italian women with heavy eye makeup like wot you get in the Pink Panther films.

Mmmmmmmm.......
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

They shall settle it the gypsy way.
By nicking the lead flashing off your roof.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)

...and leaving a burnt-out fridge
in a layby
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Lunchtime ROFLs

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 12:48, Reply)

pfft
I see your Jane Seymour and raise you Diana Rigg. But not Grace Jones, because she looks like a man.

Besides, Britt Ekland was married to Peter Sellers whereas Jane Seymour was just married to err... Henry VIII
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 10:56, Reply)