Hehe we also have a madman that
checks our fire alarms and extinguishers... he's a proper east end crazy ex-fireman and he scares me... he also has a great big bushy beard! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

this guy is a scrawny weirdo with long grey hair
every thursday, round about now, he will come in and run the incredibly loud alarm for about a minute. Which is far too long.

A couple of weeks ago he did it for 10 seconds or so, but clearly didn't satisfy him, so he came back in the afternoon and did it again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

You can dance to our alarm
It comes in waves along the wings of the building, so it builds up all ravey.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Do you have whistles?
Because its not a rave without whistles! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

course we have whistles!
I'm the fire-shouty person so I even have a high-vis vest.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Sexy

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Yeah, one of our workmen gave me a hard-hat too
So I'm actually well sexy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 11:18, Reply)