Fuckin' 'ell
it's like a fuckin' Wurzels convention in 'ere, innit?

*plays spoons*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hey...I dont even like cider (gives me a cracking hangover)
"oive got a brand new comboine'arvester"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Can people from Bristol itself join in the tractor driving?
GTA:Bristol. Get pissed-up on a Friday night, nick a tractor and throw up in a country lane just outside Flax Bourton.

(Caveat: I hate video games so don't try and talk to me about them.)
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:14, Reply)

you can steal tractors in GTA San Andreas
and combine harvesters
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Completed that for the third time last week.
I'm so fucking cool.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, Reply)

I've only completed it twice
I feel like less of a man
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I couldn't even tell you how to plug the fucker in
I'm so 'older than about 15'

*legs it*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:01, Reply)