Just reminded me -
the only voicemail I ever received on my mobile was (I hope) a wrong number. A few seconds of silence followed by a young woman telling me - with some malice - to "fuck off." A little unexpected, to say the least.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sorry. That was me - I got my mum to do it.
I thought you'd think it was funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Well I didn't.
Waving your willy in my window would have been funny. I'm scared enough of voicemail as it is without people filling it with abuse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:43, Reply)

There's nothing funny about my willy, I can assure you.
If I waved it in your window you'd probably think there was an eclipse.

Or something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Surely it would be more like an eclipse
if you mooned me?

BADUM TSSSCH!
Ah, I'm on fire this morning...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:49, Reply)

*sides actually split open*
We're like a latter day Morcambe and Wise aren't we

BAGSY BE MORECAMBE
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Ooh, that looks painful.
Let me wave my willy at you to take your mind off the imminent spilling of your innards.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Ahhh, much better, thanks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:01, Reply)

laughter is the best medicine...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:03, Reply)

...except for a hernia

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:12, Reply)