I refuse to give a gun
and he's already gettin' some on a regular basis. (I did tell him, though, that if he makes me a grandfather before I'm 55 I'll castrate him with a spoon.)

He doesn't like bourbon, scotch didn't appeal, but tequila seems to be okay with him. Therefore I know what I'm getting him for his next birthday.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I was joking
the concept of having kids scares the shit out of me - I'm nowhere near responsible enough.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:23, Reply)

but when I was 20
the bourbon would have down a treat.

however I think my dad might have traumatised me for life had he presented me with a hooker and a firearm.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:24, Reply)

It would be quite a coup
if he could get the neighbor's daughter ripped on vodka and play sheath-the-pork-sword, as the neighbors on either side have grown daughters who are pretty damn hot. Hell, if he managed that I'd take him out for a celebration after!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 6 Dec 2009, 23:26, Reply)