The initials in my usual username
They come from my favourite band
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Once when my aunty/cunty was off her head at Reading
she slurred, in all seriousness, "Who is it we're going to see now? The Jerry Gummer Glues Band??"
Yep, she meant JSBX.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAA
I saw them at Reading and there were a bunch of girls waiting to see Black rebel motorcycle somethingorother (can't remember what they're called, but I didn't like them much) and they were gutted that they'd missed them because they got the name wrong. I think words confused them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:47, Reply)

She had to leave early because she threatened to poke someone's eyes out.
Turns out the woman she threatened was part of a big group of geordie women and my uncle had to drag her off for her own safety.
I watched Blur instead because I wanted her to die at that point!

Do you reckon those girls paid good money to see the wrong band? Hahahaha.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Probably. I think the band they wanted were playing at the same time on a different stage

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Fuck that
BRMC forever.

It's good you rejected my facebook request because I wont make one again.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:52, Reply)

but it's not a christmas name so what's your fucking excuse?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)

It's got Jesus in it. That makes it christmassy enough
I'm not a huge fan of christmas anymore anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)

no it doesn't make it christmassy enough

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)

So what's your excuse then?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:53, Reply)

I don't need one. I said I didn't want a christmas name.
If you're going to talk shit about everyone needing a christmas name you should at least start with having one yourself.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:55, Reply)

Mine's more christmassy than it was before. I reckon it's good enough

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)

"And lo, the Baby Jesus exploded out of Mary's sexbox"
^ from the Bible.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:03, Reply)

this would be more acceptable if it were her name

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Happy?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:48, Reply)