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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So where's everyone's christmas names?
Talk have had theirs for ages, are the inhabitants of OT really that unimaginative or do you all just not care?
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:09, 121 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Ahem!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:11, Reply)
That's more like it Scouse!

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:12, Reply)
There are some good'uns emerging today
EDIT: It IS you, yes?
Yes, I just checked. You've just proven that theory that just a few of the right letters in the wrong order are sufficien.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:12, Reply)
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Christ you are ill woman
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:14, Reply)
*sniffs*
You'd like me better if I had four legs and a trail of shit following my sorry arse!!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:15, Reply)
Oh baby you knows it. Just think of what I could do with those extra legs

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:16, Reply)
You disgust me
*takes a Beecham's and fiddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:17, Reply)
I disgust myself most of the time

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:18, Reply)
And you've taken the Lord's name too...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:19, Reply)
Well you've taken the high priest of Coca cola advertising's name so I reckon we're square love

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:20, Reply)
It's not St. Nick's fault!!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:21, Reply)
I blame Hitler

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:22, Reply)
That's because YOU'RE JUST LIKE HIM

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:22, Reply)
Bows

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:24, Reply)
Man that was so 36 hours ago
I've got my christmas reference in my sig now, low-key yeah?
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:12, Reply)
Sorry, don't have all the time in the world to spend on here anymore
sigs aren't good enough
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:15, Reply)
you wanna get a WASP T12 mobile phone
it's well weapon, be your own self-facilitating media node and keep up with all the latest trends.

safe nigger.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:17, Reply)
I can't stand Nathan Barley so I'll pass thanks

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:19, Reply)
I don't want a christmas name
OKAY?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:20, Reply)
No it's not fucking okay. Why the fuck not?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:20, Reply)
where the fuck did you even get your name from?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:39, Reply)
I imagine from bastardising
The John Spencer Blues Explosion part of her name.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:41, Reply)
The initials in my usual username
They come from my favourite band
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:41, Reply)
Once when my aunty/cunty was off her head at Reading
she slurred, in all seriousness, "Who is it we're going to see now? The Jerry Gummer Glues Band??"
Yep, she meant JSBX.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:45, Reply)
HAAAAAAAAA
I saw them at Reading and there were a bunch of girls waiting to see Black rebel motorcycle somethingorother (can't remember what they're called, but I didn't like them much) and they were gutted that they'd missed them because they got the name wrong. I think words confused them.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:47, Reply)
She had to leave early because she threatened to poke someone's eyes out.
Turns out the woman she threatened was part of a big group of geordie women and my uncle had to drag her off for her own safety.
I watched Blur instead because I wanted her to die at that point!

Do you reckon those girls paid good money to see the wrong band? Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)
Probably. I think the band they wanted were playing at the same time on a different stage

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)
Fuck that
BRMC forever.

It's good you rejected my facebook request because I wont make one again.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:52, Reply)
but it's not a christmas name so what's your fucking excuse?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)
It's got Jesus in it. That makes it christmassy enough
I'm not a huge fan of christmas anymore anyway
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)
no it doesn't make it christmassy enough

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)
So what's your excuse then?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:53, Reply)
I don't need one. I said I didn't want a christmas name.
If you're going to talk shit about everyone needing a christmas name you should at least start with having one yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:55, Reply)
Mine's more christmassy than it was before. I reckon it's good enough

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)
"And lo, the Baby Jesus exploded out of Mary's sexbox"
^ from the Bible.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:03, Reply)
this would be more acceptable if it were her name

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:35, Reply)
Happy?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:48, Reply)
God it would be so easy for you as well

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:22, Reply)
it might hurt tho
go on, how is it easy?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)
Where do I begin?
We wish you a merry Kristine, Kristine Kringle, I wish it could be Kristine every day, Rocking around the Kristine Tree, GOD ALMIGHTY WOMAN!!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:59, Reply)
Got mine
Vipros is being a big girl about it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:23, Reply)
I must've missed that bit
What he say?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:25, Reply)
He solicited suggestions
and then pooh-poohed them all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:45, Reply)
I pooh-poohed the shit ones
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:10, Reply)
I'm not really a join in type of person but I relented.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:28, Reply)
Atta girl

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)
JOIN UUUUUS
*zombie face*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:30, Reply)
BRAAAAIINZ!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:32, Reply)
omnomnom

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:32, Reply)
I feel sicker than I did this morning
My ears hurt.
But am I a pussy if I stay off again tomorrow? I understand that the next person might be more of a trooper and go to work while ill but i just don't believe in it...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:37, Reply)
Depends, will you get paid to be off sick?
Do you want to infect your colleagues with the plague?
What else that's more fun do you have to do tomorrow?

These are the important questions in life dear Scouse
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:43, Reply)
I will be paid
I will have a lot to catch up on.
My mother will shout at me over the phone.
I will be totally better by Thursday.
I can put my tree up tomorrow when I'm starting to feel better.
I don't care about my colleagues, apart from the little simple girl in our office.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:47, Reply)
Then my dear it's entirely up to you

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:48, Reply)
Stay home and get better.
Return to work with a spring in your step and a song in your heart.

I cannot take time off work unless I'm at death's door as I work for family.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)
God I couldn't
My mother is of the "sew your leg back on and limp to work" school.
Stay home and get better it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)
My advice as a Medically Trained Professional*
Is stay at home and get better!

*Once, I read a bit of The Dairy Diary, and it had a first aid bit in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)
Thanks, Doc.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:59, Reply)
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:02, Reply)
I want a second opinion you stupid cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:03, Reply)
*falls over dog*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:04, Reply)
Cannot haz viza

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:05, Reply)
Have you considered waitressing?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:07, Reply)
Doubting my skillz there?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:08, Reply)
*holds up hands*
Hey, hey. I'm just trying to help. Perhaps we could try some unsupervised group therapy?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:11, Reply)
You're not fucking qualified
You might cause someone's death. Just leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:13, Reply)
Right, right.
All I'll say is that I did 4 weeks of A Level Psychology, so I know my shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:17, Reply)
I am related to, friends with, and have had releshawnships with more clinically mental people than you hav
So nur
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:20, Reply)
So nur?
SO NUR?!?

I throw myself on your mercy, madam.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:21, Reply)
Get off my mercy
I've just done it with the Brush-o-matic
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:24, Reply)
*backs off*
Sorry, sorry, I'll just be quiet over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:26, Reply)
Good!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:27, Reply)
Unimaginative
Yet factual. And Christmassy. What a combination.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:40, Reply)
Penguin could have stayed really
In Liverpool, the Christmas theme is penguins. We have customised penguins everywhere. My favourite so far is the masked wrestler penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:42, Reply)
I'm wondering if I should maybe change the 'death' bit instead
Is death Christmassy?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:44, Reply)
That's Easter

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:47, Reply)
Dunno, I guess so. Think it's the highest time for suicides of the year

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)
It is if you drink and drive.
AT CHRISTMAS WHEN IT'S MOST DANGEROUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)
You've seen the extra patronising drink and drive ad campaigns they've started too then
CHRISTMAS COULD KILL YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)
Or:
FOR GAWD'S SAKE, THIS COULD ONLY HAPPEN AT CHRISTMAS BECAUSE JESUS DOESN'T LIKE LATENT CONSUMERISM.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:53, Reply)
DRINKING AND DRIVING MAKES THE BABY JESUS CRY HOT SALTY TEARS

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:55, Reply)
Mm. Salty tears of Christ.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:55, Reply)
Precums

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)
Yours does that, does it?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:59, Reply)
No but god I wish I had a cock sometimes that did that precum thing

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:04, Reply)
Tights are very festive, ashally.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:48, Reply)
bullshit
CHANGE IT
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:49, Reply)
NO.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)
flangefwapper

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:51, Reply)
AL-BLOODY-RIGHT
How's this for ya, punky?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)
Rubbish. You can do better than that

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:54, Reply)
What about Devil in stockings?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:50, Reply)
^erm
This, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:54, Reply)
I've got one

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:52, Reply)
You should stop looking at that website then.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:53, Reply)
I've got to get my monthly subscriptions worth.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:55, Reply)
SCROOGE! SCROOGE!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:56, Reply)
Might wanna get that looked at by a doctor
could be infectious
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:53, Reply)
I'll just keep picking at it until it goes away.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:56, Reply)
You tried that with me and it didn't work.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:58, Reply)
I never scratched as hard as I could.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:59, Reply)
BEEP!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:13, Reply)
Say meep-meep instead

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:16, Reply)
Meep meep instead.
It's definitely meep meep. It bugs me when they say 'beep beep'.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:20, Reply)
I saw a boss 'Muriel' in a bar in Liverpool
It was Wile. E speeding along in a car, with Roadrunner and all his entrails spread across the bonnet and sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:22, Reply)
Scoo be do be do ba ba da bop!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:17, Reply)
Hahhaha
Oh that always makes me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:18, Reply)
SCEEE Ba da ba da bop, ba da ba da bop!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:22, Reply)
Cease!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:23, Reply)
What am I, on Robot Wars?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:25, Reply)
No. You're on glue lad.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:26, Reply)
I've got one
And I've only been a member for 2 months.
Admittedly it's a bit shit, but it's late and I'm tired.

/bed
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:37, Reply)
I can't really think of anything.
But my paternal Granddad died around Christmas time, therefore my current name should suffice. Do I win five pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:43, Reply)
And anyway, /talk having had theirs 'for ages' is no indicator of taste.
The households in the local rough as a badgers arse council estate have had their Christmas decorations up since October. That doesn't mean I want to follow suite.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:45, Reply)
I don't know
which made me harder. Jesus or Mary's sexbox explosion.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:50, Reply)
Mines pretty shit
But it still counts!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:18, Reply)
I just changed mine.
Do you approve? *desires internet validation*

Right, off out for dinner, Italian tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:28, Reply)
My sig is way Xmas funny so
HA!!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 8:09, Reply)
That did give me a larf...
Hats off to you sir!
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:29, Reply)
Happy now?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:02, Reply)
I refuse to have a Chistmas name
Oh go on then!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 9:33, Reply)
Fine
Happy now?
(bill, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 11:15, Reply)

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