my house is a fucking fortress
good luck with that

also, even if I am outside enjoying a reefer, I have cunningly put noisy stones down on the path in my garden so can hear someone coming through the garden.

not to mention the booby-trapped gate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:03, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

These things are of no concern
to a highly trained ninja such as myself. If I can get past Bowie's top-spec security systems to Stanley-knife his priceless art collection, do you really think a couple of noisy stones will get in my way?

Sleep well....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:07, Reply)

pah
if you were a ninja, then I'd already be dead
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:15, Reply)

well maybe you are, and this is hell?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:22, Reply)

wouldn't surprise me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:25, Reply)